Here are some memorable quotes from "Hellboy II: The Golden Army".
Starring Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, James Dodd, John Alexander and Luke Goss, "Hellboy II: The Golden Army" (also known as "Hellboy 2") is an Action/Adventure/Drama/Fantasy/Horror/Science Fiction/Comedy film directed by Guillermo del Toro, and written by Guillermo del Toro (screen story), released on July 11 of 2008 in the USA.
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[laughs hysterically; referring to Tom Manning] Gas pocket. What an idiot.
Lucy, I'm home! [referring to the Fragglewump dressed as an old lady]
Hey, I think we gotta lose the garbage truck. Sends out the wrong signal.
You would do the exact same for Liz.
It's The Last One!! ( last six pack of beer when opening the fridge )
It's quite obvious it's a breathing apparatus!
I- I hate it when people stare at me. It makes me feel like a freak. You had no right, Red.
(to Hellboy) I'll stay with you. You're the best man I know.
[to Hellboy] Are you threatening me? Because I zink I can take you.
Damen und Herren, Johann Krauss, at your service.
Zare we are. Your temper, it makes you sloppy. Try to control it, Agent Hellboy, before it controls you. [walks away, singing cheerfully in German]
[to Hellboy] You may have mused in the past "Am I mortal'" [stabs him with a spear] You are now.
I am Prince Nuada Silverlance, leader of the Golden Army! Is there anyone here who would dispute my right?
(about Hellboy's publicity) I suppress each photo, cell phone videos, they cost me a fortune, and then they show up on Youtube... God, I hate Youtube!
(to Hellboy) You've murdered me. You have murdered me. You have ridiculed me, and y-... you have brought this unto yourself.
→ [on television; referring to Abe Sapien] And what about, what about this guy? Walking around with a toilet seat on his head.
Hellboy (Ron Perlman)
→ [laughs] A toilet seat!
Abe Sapien/The Chamberlain/The Angel of Death (Doug Jones)
→ [defensive] It's quite obvious it's a breathing apparatus!
→ Hey, I think we gotta lose the garbage truck. Sends out the wrong signal. [laughs at television]
Abe Sapien/The Chamberlain/The Angel of Death
→ Oh, you think that's our problem? Transportation? Hah.
[Nuada enters his father's audience chamber]
King Balor (Roy Dotrice)
→ [in Gaelic] Why? Why have you done this? Why?
Prince Nuada (Luke Goss)
→ To set us free. All of us, Father.
→ [in Gaelic] You have broken an ancient truce between our people and mankind.
→ A truce based on shame! The humans have forgotten the gods, destroyed the Earth. And for what'! Parking lots, shopping malls. Greed has burned a hole in their hearts that will never be filled; they will NEVER have enough!
→ What humans do is in their nature; to honour the truce is in ours.
→ Honour? Look at this place. Where is the honour in it? Father, you were once a proud warrior. When did you become their pet? [turns to the crowd] I have returned from exile to wage war and reclaim our land, our birthright. And for that, I will call upon the help of all of my people. And they will answer, the good, the bad...[holds up the crown piece] and the worst.
→ [horrified] The Golden Army! You cannot be that mad!
→ Perhaps I am. Perhaps they made me so.