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Here are some memorable quotes from "Hellboy II: The Golden Army".

Starring Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, J. Dodd, John Alexander and Luke Goss, "Hellboy II: The Golden Army" (also known as "Hellboy 2") is an Action/Adventure/Drama/Fantasy/Horror/Science Fiction/Comedy film directed by Guillermo del Toro, and written by Guillermo del Toro (screen story) and M. Mignola (comic books), released on July 11 of 2008 in the USA.

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Ron Perlman
Ron Perlman (Hellboy)
Oh, crap.
Hey, I think we gotta lose the garbage truck. Sends out the wrong signal.

Doug Jones
Doug Jones (Abe Sapien/The Chamberlain/The Angel of Death)
It's quite obvious it's a breathing apparatus!
You would do the exact same for Liz.
It's The Last One!! ( last six pack of beer when opening the fridge )

Selma Blair
Selma Blair (Liz Sherman)
I- I hate it when people stare at me. It makes me feel like a freak. You had no right, Red.
(to Hellboy) I'll stay with you. You're the best man I know.

J. Dodd
J. Dodd (Johann Krauss)
[to Hellboy] Are you threatening me? Because I zink I can take you.
Zare we are. Your temper, it makes you sloppy. Try to control it, Agent Hellboy, before it controls you. [walks away, singing cheerfully in German]
Damen und Herren, Johann Krauss, at your service.

Luke Goss
Luke Goss (Prince Nuada)
(to Hellboy about the Forest god) Demon! What are you waiting for? This is what you want, isn't it? Look at it. The last of its kind. Like you and I. If you destroy it, the world will never see its kind again... You have more in common with us than with them. You could be a king... If you cannot command, than you must obey.
(defeated, to Hellboy) Kill me. You must. For I will not stop. I cannot.
I have returned from exile to wage war and reclaim our land, our birthright! And for that I will call upon the help of all my people and they will answer. The good, the bad...and the worst.

Jeffrey Tambor
Jeffrey Tambor (Tom Manning)
(about Hellboy's publicity) I suppress each photo, cell phone videos, they cost me a fortune, and then they show up on Youtube... God, I hate Youtube!
(to Hellboy) You've murdered me. You have murdered me. You have ridiculed me, and y-... you have brought this unto yourself.

Dialogues from "Hellboy II: The Golden Army"

Johann Krauss (James Dodd)
[Krauss speaks with a German accent] Damen und Herren, Johann Krauss at your service.

Abe Sapien/The Chamberlain/The Angel of Death (Doug Jones)
[whispers to Hellboy] I like him.

Princess Nuala (Anna Walton)
→ (with the others in the meat-locker) To wage his war, my brother needs this. (holding the crown piece and cylinder) The final piece of the crown of BethMora and this map to the location of the Golden Army chamber.

Johann Krauss (James Dodd)
→ The Golden Army. The harbingers of death, the unstoppable tide...

Hellboy (Ron Perlman)
→ (under his breath) Howdy Doody.

Johann Krauss
→ Your Highness, if you hand the crown piece over to us...

Princess Nuala
→ No. Where it goes, I go. My father died to uphold the truce with your world. We must honor his noble intentions.

Abe Sapien/The Chamberlain/The Angel of Death (Doug Jones)
→ The lady is in dire danger.

Johann Krauss
→ I take is your are vouching for her, Agent Sapien?

Abe Sapien/The Chamberlain/The Angel of Death
→ Most emphatically, yes.

Johann Krauss
→ Even so... I am sorry, but we simply cannot assume such responsibility on our own.

→ (getting in Johann's face) Lady just lost her father, what more do you want?

Johann Krauss
→ You may not care, but there are procedures, rules, and little handbooks that...

→ She's coming with us. You got that, gasbag?

Johann Krauss
→ (offended) What-what did you call me?

Prince Nuada (Luke Goss)
→ (from behind the group) You! You will pay for what happened to my friend down :there.

→ (turning to face him, sarcastically) Yeah, right. You take checks?

Prince Nuada
→ (enraged) Demon. Born from a womb of shadows, sent to destroy their world and you still believe you belong?

→ Are we going to talk all night? Because I'm really sleepy.



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