Memorable Quotes by "Harry Doyle" (Bob Uecker) from "Major League"

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Here are some memorable quotes by "Harry Doyle" (portrayed by Bob Uecker) in "Major League" (1989), a film by David S. Ward.

If you know of any good ones, please do not hesitate to post them!

Thank you!

 


In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.
[Ball thrown several feet off the plate] Juuust a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed.
Ball four...ball eight...and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded on 12 consecutive pitches. How can these guys lay off pitches that close'?
Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant.
The post-game show is brought to you by... [searches through his papers] Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it!
Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.
This guy threw at his own kid in a father/son game.
Well, you can close the book on Kellner. [covers microphone with hand and turns to Monty] Thank God!
We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a helluva job.
Heywood's a convicted fellon, isn't he Monty? [Monty: Ah...doesn't really say it here.] Well, he should be!
Hayes is picked off! Well, so much for that. Personally I think we got hosed on that call
 

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