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Here are some memorable quotes from "Bad Boys II".

Starring Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Jordi Mollà, Gabrielle Union, Peter Stormare and Theresa Randle, "Bad Boys II" (also known as "Bad Around the World", "Good Cops: Bad Boys II", "Bad Boys 2") is an Action/Comedy/Crime/Thriller film directed by Michael Bay, and written by Marianne Wibberley (story) and Ron Shelton (screenplay), released in the USA on July 09 of 2003.

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Martin Lawrence
Martin Lawrence (Detective Marcus Burnett)
[staring into the captain's fishbowl after ingesting X] This is a nice fish. Big fuckin' eyes, but a nice fuckin' fish.
[to his sister, a Miami DEA agent] That was reckless, that was stupid, and that was dangerous. [pauses] I'm telling Mom.
[to Mike] You're like a pitbull with that pink thing hanging out.

Mike Lowery
[in a stand off] A bullet in the head will really mess up your extensions!
[during a shoot out] I think i done just got mad.
It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic.

Dialogues from "Bad Boys II"

[while driving across Tapia's estate in a stolen Humvee, being shot at by the Cuban Army]

Mike Lowery
→ Man, Plan B does not have that big-ass gun in it!

Detective Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence)
→ You call this Plan B? What does Plan B stand for? Bullshit!

Mike Lowery
→ Look, do you want to drive?

Detective Marcus Burnett
→ Yeah, pull over by those motherfuckers with the MACHINE GUN!

Mike Lowery
[pointing a flashlight at Marcus' eyes] "Have you ingested X? Look at your pupils.

Detective Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence)
→ Look at my pupils? How the hell am I gonna look at my pupils?

[tries to cross his eyes]

Detective Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence)
→ My ass stills hurts from what you did to it the other night.

Mike Lowery
→ Hey, it got rough. We got caught up in the moment, shit got crazy. You know how I get.

Detective Marcus Burnett
→ When you popped me from behind I think you damaged some nerves.



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