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Memorable Quotes by "Joe Cooper" (Trey Parker) from "BASEketball"

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Here are some memorable quotes by "Joe Cooper" (portrayed by Trey Parker) in "BASEketball" (1998), a film by David Zucker.

If you know of any good ones, please do not hesitate to post them!

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Steve Perry. Steeeve Perry! "Well I shoulda been go-one, after all!"
Yeah. I made it myself, you know. If I had a nickel for every time this ball pulled me out of a tight spot, I'd have a shitload of nickels.
(To Reggie Jackson): I don't have your fucking ball!
Go back to your fancy cars, and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, and Victoria Silvestedt, Playmate of the Year... FUCK!
No, it's not like horse.
Hey, Grumsky, you losin' weight?
[with Australian accent] How to speak San Franciscan?
If I had a nickel for every time that ball saved me, I'd have a shitload of nickels!


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