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Here are some memorable quotes from "Batman Forever".

Released in the USA on June 09 of 1995, "Batman Forever" (also known as "Batman 3", "Batman forever, Batman per sempre") is an Action/Comedy/Crime/Science Fiction/Thriller film directed by Joel Schumacher, and written by Akiva Goldsman (screenplay), L. Batchler (screenplay), J. Scott Batchler (screenplay) and Bob Kane (characters) . Val Kilmer is starring, alongside Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey, Nicole Kidman, Chris O'Donnell and Michael Gough.

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Note from the Webmaster: I messed up with the database once, and some quotes are now showing under the wrong film :-/... I am trying to fix this, but you can always report such mistakes.

 


Val Kilmer
Val Kilmer (Batman/Bruce Wayne)

Val Kilmer (Batman-Bruce Wayne) and Michael Gough (Alfred Pennyworth) in Batman Forever (1995)
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Val Kilmer as Batman-Bruce Wayne in Batman Forever (1995)

Val Kilmer as Batman-Bruce Wayne in Batman Forever (1995)
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Val Kilmer as Batman-Bruce Wayne in Batman Forever (1995)

Val Kilmer as Batman-Bruce Wayne in Batman Forever (1995)

Val Kilmer as Batman-Bruce Wayne in Batman Forever (1995)

Val Kilmer as Batman-Bruce Wayne in Batman Forever (1995)

Val Kilmer (Batman-Bruce Wayne) and Chris O'Donnell (Robin-Dick Grayson) in Batman Forever (1995)

We all wear masks.
I guess we're all two people.
You trying to get under my cape, doctor?
 

Jim Carrey
Jim Carrey (Riddler/Dr. Edward Nygma)

Jim Carrey as Riddler-Dr. Edward Nygma in Batman Forever (1995)

Jim Carrey as Riddler-Dr. Edward Nygma in Batman Forever (1995)

Jim Carrey as Riddler-Dr. Edward Nygma in Batman Forever (1995)

Jim Carrey as Riddler-Dr. Edward Nygma in Batman Forever (1995)

Jim Carrey as Riddler-Dr. Edward Nygma in Batman Forever (1995)

Jim Carrey as Riddler-Dr. Edward Nygma in Batman Forever (1995)

Jim Carrey (Riddler-Dr. Edward Nygma) and Tommy Lee Jones (Two-Face-Harvey Dent) in Batman Forever (1995)

Jim Carrey (Riddler-Dr. Edward Nygma) and Tommy Lee Jones (Two-Face-Harvey Dent) in Batman Forever (1995)

Jim Carrey (Riddler-Dr. Edward Nygma) and Tommy Lee Jones (Two-Face-Harvey Dent) in Batman Forever (1995)

Tommy Lee Jones (Two-Face-Harvey Dent) and Jim Carrey (Riddler-Dr. Edward Nygma) in Batman Forever (1995)

[after shooting down the Batwing] I hope they can find the little black box.
Questions, Mr. Wayne. Why do you raise too many questions? Why doesn't anybody put you in your place?
Fred, babe, you are fired or should I say, terminated.
 

Tommy Lee Jones
Tommy Lee Jones (Two-Face/Harvey Dent)

Jim Carrey (Riddler-Dr. Edward Nygma) and Tommy Lee Jones (Two-Face-Harvey Dent) in Batman Forever (1995)

Jim Carrey (Riddler-Dr. Edward Nygma) and Tommy Lee Jones (Two-Face-Harvey Dent) in Batman Forever (1995)

Jim Carrey (Riddler-Dr. Edward Nygma) and Tommy Lee Jones (Two-Face-Harvey Dent) in Batman Forever (1995)

Tommy Lee Jones (Two-Face-Harvey Dent) and Jim Carrey (Riddler-Dr. Edward Nygma) in Batman Forever (1995)

Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face-Harvey Dent in Batman Forever (1995)

It's an old-fashioned low-tech stick-up. We're interested in the basics: cash, jewelry, cellular telephones. Hand them over nice and quietly and no one will be hurt.
[after destroying the Batboat] Who, me?
The Bat's stubborn refusal to expire... IS DRIVING US INSANE!
 

Michael Gough
Michael Gough (Alfred Pennyworth)

Val Kilmer (Batman-Bruce Wayne) and Michael Gough (Alfred Pennyworth) in Batman Forever (1995)
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[dick asking for his suit] I suppose master Wayne will fire me after this, perhaps I could go back to working at the Buckingham Palace.
 

Nicole Kidman
Nicole Kidman (Dr. Chase Meridian)

Nicole Kidman as Dr. Chase Meridian in Batman Forever (1995)

Nicole Kidman as Dr. Chase Meridian in Batman Forever (1995)

Nicole Kidman as Dr. Chase Meridian in Batman Forever (1995)

Nicole Kidman as Dr. Chase Meridian in Batman Forever (1995)

You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?
By the way, do you have a first name, or do I just call you Bats?
 

Dialogues from "Batman Forever"

Riddler/Dr. Edward Nygma (Jim Carrey)
→ Hey, Two-Face! Show me how to punch a guy!

Two-Face/Harvey Dent (Tommy Lee Jones)
→ It's darn simple, my boy; ball up a fist, reach way back, and assert yourself! [punches out cop]

Riddler/Dr. Edward Nygma
→ Ooo! Sounds fun...lemme try, lemme try!

Two-Face/Harvey Dent
→ Ball up a fist...

Riddler/Dr. Edward Nygma
[clenches fist] Ball up a fist!

Two-Face/Harvey Dent
→ Reach way back...

Riddler/Dr. Edward Nygma
[winds up] Reach way back!

Two-Face/Harvey Dent
→ And assert yourself!

Riddler/Dr. Edward Nygma
→ Assert yours'[punches another cop, but is ineffective] OW! OW!

[Bruce and Alfred are trying to figure out the connection between numbers in five riddles.]

Batman/Bruce Wayne (Val Kilmer)
→ Each riddle contains a number, and they go in this order: 13, 1, 8 and 5. Perhaps... letters of the alphabet?

Alfred Pennyworth (Michael Gough)
→ Of course! 13 is M.

Batman/Bruce Wayne
→ 1 would be A, 8 would be H, and 5 would be E.

Alfred Pennyworth
→ M-A-H-E...

Batman/Bruce Wayne
→ Perhaps 1 and 8 are 18.

Alfred Pennyworth
→ 18 is... R. M-R-E.

Batman/Bruce Wayne
→ How about "Mr. E"?

Alfred Pennyworth
→ "Mystery".

Batman/Bruce Wayne
→ And another name for mystery?

Alfred Pennyworth
→ Enigma.

Batman/Bruce Wayne
→ Mr. E. Nygma... Edward Nygma. Stickley's suicide was obviously a computer-generated forgery.

Alfred Pennyworth
→ You really are quite bright, despite what people say.

 

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