Here are some memorable quotes from "Batman Forever".
Released in the USA on June 09 of 1995, "Batman Forever" (also known as "Batman 3", "Batman forever, Batman per sempre") is an Action/Comedy/Crime/Science Fiction/Thriller film directed by Joel Schumacher, and written by Lee Batchler (screenplay) . Val Kilmer is starring, alongside Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey, Nicole Kidman, Chris O'Donnell and Michael Gough.
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I haven't had that much luck with women.
Wait! I have a riddle for you!
I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?
[imitating game show host]] Edward Nygma, come on down! You're the next contestant on "Brain Drain"! imitating shy game show contestant Um, gee, ooh, uh, I'll take what's inside thick skull #1! [imitating game show host] What have we got for him, Johnny? (laughs) Stickley! I'm having a breakthrough! And a breakdown? Maybe! Nevertheless, I'm smarter. I'm a genius. No, several geniuses! A gaggle! A swarm! A flock of freakin' Freuds! Riddle me this, Fred! What is everything to someone and nothing to everyone else? Your mind, baby! And now mine pumps with the power of yours! [singing] I'm sucking up your I.Q., vacuuming your cortex, feeding off your brain!
[to Two-Face] Here's the bargain: you will help me steal Gotham capital, so I can put a Box on every TV in town, then I will be Gotham's cleverest carbon-based life-form! And in return, is everyone paying attention? I will help you solve the greatest riddle of all. The mother of all riddles! Who is Batman'
[when Two-Face blows up the Batboat] You sunk my battleship!
Let's start this party with a bang!
It's an old-fashioned low-tech stick-up. We're interested in the basics: cash, jewelry, cellular telephones. Hand them over nice and quietly and no one will be hurt.
Finally, justice is served! Let us die!
[dick asking for his suit] I suppose master Wayne will fire me after this, perhaps I could go back to working at the Buckingham Palace.
You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?
By the way, do you have a first name, or do I just call you Bats?
Robin/Dick Grayson (Chris O'Donnell)
→ [while beating up Batman] Bastard! I should've been you! If you had told Two-Face who you were at the circus... They'd still be alive!
Batman/Bruce Wayne (Val Kilmer)
→ If Bruce Wayne could've given his life for your family, he would have.
[Bruce and Alfred are trying to figure out the connection between numbers in five riddles.]
Batman/Bruce Wayne (Val Kilmer)
→ Each riddle contains a number, and they go in this order: 13, 1, 8 and 5. Perhaps... letters of the alphabet?
Alfred Pennyworth (Michael Gough)
→ Of course! 13 is M.
→ 1 would be A, 8 would be H, and 5 would be E.
→ Perhaps 1 and 8 are 18.
→ 18 is... R. M-R-E.
→ How about "Mr. E"?
→ And another name for mystery?
→ Mr. E. Nygma... Edward Nygma. Stickley's suicide was obviously a computer-generated forgery.
→ You really are quite bright, despite what people say.