Here are some memorable quotes by "Riddler/Dr. Edward Nygma" (portrayed by Jim Carrey) in "Batman Forever" (1995), a film by Joel Schumacher.
If you know of any good ones, please do not hesitate to post them!
[off Stickley] And some people are trying to keep us apart.
You were supposed to understand. I'll make you understand!
[mocking Bruce] There's too many questions. There's too many... [makes weird sounds] I'll show you it works!
[hitting Stickley over the head with a coffee-pot] Caffeine will KILL YA!
Rise and shine, my little guinea-pig...
[to Stickley] This won't hurt a bit. At least, I don't think it will.
[imitating game show host]] Edward Nygma, come on down! You're the next contestant on "Brain Drain"! imitating shy game show contestant Um, gee, ooh, uh, I'll take what's inside thick skull #1! [imitating game show host] What have we got for him, Johnny? (laughs) Stickley! I'm having a breakthrough! And a breakdown? Maybe! Nevertheless, I'm smarter. I'm a genius. No, several geniuses! A gaggle! A swarm! A flock of freakin' Freuds! Riddle me this, Fred! What is everything to someone and nothing to everyone else? Your mind, baby! And now mine pumps with the power of yours! [singing] I'm sucking up your I.Q., vacuuming your cortex, feeding off your brain!
Fred, babe, you are fired or should I say, terminated.
(after throwing his old supervisor out of a window and into the water below) SURF'S UP, BIG KAHUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (winces) Ooooh! Nice form, but a little rough on the landing. He may have to settle for the bronze. (evil laughter)
Questions, Mr. Wayne. Why do you raise too many questions? Why doesn't anybody put you in your place?
[after Two-Face shoots at the roof in joy] Has anyone ever told you that you've got a serious impulse control problem'!
This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box! Does anybody else feel like a fried egg'!
[to Two-Face] Here's the bargain: you will help me steal Gotham capital, so I can put a Box on every TV in town, then I will be Gotham's cleverest carbon-based life-form! And in return, is everyone paying attention? I will help you solve the greatest riddle of all. The mother of all riddles! Who is Batman'
You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, organized it, pre-sold the movie rights!
[to Two-Face after Batman shows up] Your entrance was good. His was better. The difference: showmanship.
[to Two-Face when he discovers Batman's true identity] Riddle me this: What kind of a man has bats on the brain?
[after placing bombs to destroy the Batcave] Somebody tell the fat lady she's on in five.
[after blowing up the Batcave] Joy-gasm!
[when Two-Face blows up the Batboat] You sunk my battleship!
[after shooting down the Batwing] I hope they can find the little black box.
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?
For if knowledge is power... then a god... am... (Demonic voice) I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I. [pauses] Was that over the top? I can never tell!