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Here are some memorable quotes from "Batman Returns".

Released in the USA on June 16 of 1992, "Batman Returns" (also known as "Batman 2", "Batman - il ritorno", "Batmans Rückkehr") is an Action/Crime/Romance/Thriller film directed by Tim Burton, and written by Daniel Waters (screenplay) . Michael Keaton and Danny DeVito are starring, alongside Michelle Pfeiffer, Christopher Walken, Michael Gough and Michael Murphy.

If you know of any other memorable quotes, please do not hesitate to post them! Or simply if you want to share comments!

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Danny DeVito
Danny DeVito (Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot)

Danny DeVito as Penguin in Batman Returns (1992)

Danny DeVito as Penguin in Batman Returns (1992)

Danny DeVito as Penguin in Batman Returns (1992)

Danny DeVito as Penguin in Batman Returns (1992)

Danny DeVito as Penguin in Batman Returns (1992)

Danny DeVito as Penguin in Batman Returns (1992)

[fighting Batman] You're just jealous 'cause I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask!
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaaaaaaaaah!!!'.
 

Michelle Pfeiffer
Michelle Pfeiffer (Catwoman/Selina Kyle)

Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992)

Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992)

Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992)

Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992)

Michelle Pfeiffer as Selina Kyle in Batman Returns (1992)

Michelle Pfeiffer as Selina Kyle in Batman Returns (1992)

Michelle Pfeiffer as Selina Kyle in Batman Returns (1992)

Michelle Pfeiffer as Selina Kyle in Batman Returns (1992)

Michelle Pfeiffer as Selina Kyle in Batman Returns (1992)

Michelle Pfeiffer as Selina Kyle in Batman Returns (1992)

Michelle Pfeiffer as Selina Kyle in Batman Returns (1992)

Michelle Pfeiffer as Selina Kyle in Batman Returns (1992)

Michael Keaton (Bruce Wayne) and Michelle Pfeiffer (Selina Kyle) in Batman Returns (1992)

Michelle Pfeiffer (Catwoman) and Michael Keaton (Batman) in Batman Returns (1992)

Michelle Pfeiffer (Catwoman) and Michael Keaton (Batman) in Batman Returns (1992)

Saved by kitty litter. [looks at the arm Batman napalmed] Bastard.
[after Batman hits her] How could you? I'm a woman! [Batman lets his guard down and she attacks] As I was saying, I'm a woman... and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch; now so am I.
Wow! The Batman... or is it just Batman? [After meeting Batman for the first time]
 

Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton (Batman/Bruce Wayne)

Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne in Batman Returns (1992)

Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne in Batman Returns (1992)

Michael Keaton (Bruce Wayne) and Michelle Pfeiffer (Selina Kyle) in Batman Returns (1992)

Michael Keaton as Batman in Batman Returns (1992)

Michael Keaton as Batman in Batman Returns (1992)

Michael Keaton as Batman in Batman Returns (1992)

Michael Keaton as Batman in Batman Returns (1992)

Michael Keaton as Batman in Batman Returns (1992)

Michelle Pfeiffer (Catwoman) and Michael Keaton (Batman) in Batman Returns (1992)

Michelle Pfeiffer (Catwoman) and Michael Keaton (Batman) in Batman Returns (1992)

(responding to Alfred's comment about "security" when repairing the Batmobile) Security? Who let Vicki Vale into the Batcave? I'm sitting there working. I turn around, there she is. (sarcasticallly) "Oh, hi Vick. Come on in!"
(last words in the film) Merry Christmas, Alfred. Good will towards men... and women.
(to Catwoman after she says she hasn't eaten all day) Eat floor. (throws her down) High fiber.
 

Other Characters
Ice Princess: The tree lights up and then I push the button. No, no, wait, wait! I press the button and then the tree lights up, I press the button and then the tree lights up...
 

Dialogues from "Batman Returns"

Catwoman/Selina Kyle (Michelle Pfeiffer)
→ Ok, Intimidate me, bully me if it makes you feel big. I mean it's not like you can just kill me!

Max Shreck (Christopher Walken)
→ Actually, it's a lot like that.

Catwoman/Selina Kyle (Michelle Pfeiffer)
Please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you.

Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot (Danny DeVito)
→ Ya lousy minx!!! I oughta have you spayed! You sent out all the signals!

Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot (Danny DeVito)
→ I mean killing sleeping children... isn't that a little...

(Penguin shoots him)

Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot
→ No! IT'S A LOT! (kicks the dead henchman into the sewage river)

Catwoman/Selina Kyle (Michelle Pfeiffer)
→ You're catnip to a girl like me. Handsome, dazed, and to die for. You're the second man who's killed me this week, but I've got 7 lives left.

Batman/Bruce Wayne (Michael Keaton)
→ I tried to save you.

Catwoman/Selina Kyle
→ Mmm... seems like every woman you try to save winds up dead... or deeply resentful. Maybe you should retire.

 

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Posted by G330895 - Tuesday, May 09th, 2017

Isn't there another quote for my hero project

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