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Here are some memorable quotes from "Inglourious Basterds".

Directed by Quentin Tarantino, "Inglourious Basterds" (also known as "Inglorious Bastards") is an Action/Adventure/Drama/War film, released in the USA on August 21 of 2009 , starring Diane Kruger, Mélanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz, Daniel Brühl, Eli Roth and Samm Levine.

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Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt (Lt. Aldo Raine)

Brad Pitt is a Basterd - Inglourious Basterds - Poster

Ten-hut! My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm puttin' together a special team; and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've of heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doing one thing and one thing only … killing Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac, and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every sumbitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I am the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger, and that means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us, and the Germans won't be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Germans will be sickened by us, and the Germans will talk about us, and the Germans will fear us. And when the Germans close their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil that they've done, it will be with thoughts of us that they are tortured with. Sound good? [Soldiers yell, "Yes, sir!"] That's what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be-warriors: when you join my command, you take on debt, a debt you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps! And all y'all will get me one hundred Nazi scalps taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis, or you will die tryin'!
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
You know something, Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.
 

Christoph Waltz
Christoph Waltz (Col. Hans Landa)
Tell me, Aldo- if I were sitting where you're sitting, would you show me mercy?
 

Dialogues from "Inglourious Basterds"

Col. Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz)
→ Now, according to these papers, all the Jewish families in this area have been accounted for, except the Dreyfuses. Somewhere in the last year it would appear they've vanished, which leads me to the conclusion that they've either made good their escape, or someone is very successfully hiding them. What have you heard about the Dreyfuses, Monsieur LaPadite?

Perrier LaPadite (Denis Menochet)
[filling his pipe] Only rumors.

Col. Hans Landa
→ I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, but rumors, true or false, are often revealing.

Lt. Archie Hicox (Michael Fassbender)
→ There's a special rung in hell...Reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as I might be rapping on the door momenteraly...I must say, damn good stuff Sir.

Col. Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz)
→ Now, my job dictates that I must have my men enter your home and conduct a thorough search before I can officially cross your family's name off my list, and if there are any irregularities to be found, rest assured they will be. That is unless you have something to tell me that makes the conducting of a search unnecessary. I might add, also, that any information that makes the execution of my duties easier will not be met with punishment. Quite the contrary, actually, it will be met with reward. And that reward will be your family will cease to be harassed in any way by the German military for the duration of our occupation of your country. [stares hard at LaPadite] You are sheltering enemies of the state, are you not?

Perrier LaPadite (Denis Menochet)
[softly] Yes.

Col. Hans Landa
→ You're sheltering them underneath your floorboards, aren't you?

Perrier LaPadite
[tears forming in his eyes] Yes.

Col. Hans Landa
→ Point out to me the areas where they are hiding. [LaPadite points with his pipe; Landa walks over and stands on top of that area, gesturing with his own pipe for confirmation; silence] Since I haven't heard any disturbance, I assume that while they're listening, they don't speak English.

Perrier LaPadite
→ Yes.

Col. Hans Landa
→ I'm going to switch back to French now. I want you to follow my masquerade. Is that clear?

Perrier LaPadite
→ Yes.

Col. Hans Landa
[in French; subtitled] Monsieur LaPadite, I thank you for the milk and your hospitality. I do believe our business here is done. [Landa gathers up his belongings, walks over and opens the door] Ah, ladies. I thank you for your time. [booted SS soldiers walk inside with MP-40s; Landa gestures them over to the spot on the floor, where they take up positions] We shan't be bothering your family any longer. So, Monsieur, Mademoiselle, I bid farewell to you and say: adieu! [The soldiers shoot up the floorboards]

 

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