Here are some memorable quotes by "Pepper Brooks" (portrayed by Jason Bateman) in "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story" (2004), a film by Rawson Marshall Thurber.
If you know of any good ones, please do not hesitate to post them!
They must masturbate a lot, Cotton.
I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton.
Pepper needs new shorts!
I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton.
That'll buy you one heck of a pumpkin, Cotton!
I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton. I never could.
I feel shocked!
Hold your phone, she's got a cannon!
[Peter puts on blindfold] He won't be able to see very well through that Cotton.