Memorable Dialogues from "Mean Girls"

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Here are some memorable dialogues from "Mean Girls".

If you know of any good ones, please do not hesitate to post them!

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Janis Ian (Lizzy Caplan)
→ That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.

Damien
→ She asked me how to spell "orange".

[Cady snickers]

Janis Ian
→ That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.

Damien
→ She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudels.

Janis Ian
→ Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.

Damien
→ That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.

Janis Ian
→ And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.

Damien
→ She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.

Junior Plastic/Karen (Shannon Todd)
→ Ma'am, do you have this in the next size up?

Saleslady
→ Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3 and 5. You could try Sears.

Junior Plastic/Regina (Tara Shelley)
→ She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?

Shane Oman (Diego Klattenhoff)
→ You're right, hon.

Junior Plastic/Regina
→ I, like, invented her, you know what I mean?

Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan)
→ Hey!

Junior Plastic/Regina (Tara Shelley)
→ Why were you talking to Janis Ian?

Cady Heron
→ I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just came up to me and started talking to me about crack.

Junior Plastic/Regina
→ She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous. But then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like "Why didn't you call me back'". And I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me'". So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian". I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

Junior Plastic/Karen (Shannon Todd)
→ Why are you dressed so scary?

Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan)
→ It's Halloween.

Damien
→ [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And, uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here?

Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan)
→ It's Cady.

Damien
→ Oh, Cady, here you go, one for you... and none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

Kevin Gnapoor (Rajiv Surendra)
→ What's up?

Janis Ian (Lizzy Caplan)
→ Can I help you?

Kevin Gnapoor
→ You Puerto Rican?

Janis Ian
→ Lebanese.

Kevin Gnapoor
→ I feel that.

Betsy Heron
→ Where's Cady?

Chip Heron
→ She went out.

Betsy Heron
→ She's grounded.

Chip Heron
[surprised] Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?

Mrs. George (Amy Poehler)
→ [serving the Plastics fruit drinks] Hey, you guys! Happy hour is from four to six!

Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan)
→ Um, is there alcohol in this?

Mrs. George
→ Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.

Junior Plastic/Regina (Tara Shelley)
→ Wait, so you've never been to a real school before? [Cady shakes her head] Shut up. Shut up!

Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan)
→ I didn't say anything.

Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan)
[after humiliating Regina] Wait, Regina, I didn't mean for this to happen!

Junior Plastic/Regina (Tara Shelley)
→ To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care!

Cady Heron
→ Wait, Regina, just listen!

Junior Plastic/Regina
→ No! Do you know what everyone says about you? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak, that's a less hot version of me! Yeah! So don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy - [Regina gets hit by a bus]

Jason (Daniel DeSanto)
[reading from the Burn Book] Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr! And so did Sun Jin Dinh!

Trang Pak (Ky Pham)
[in Vietnamese] You little slut!

Sun Jin Dinh (Danielle Nguyen)
[in Vietnamese] You're the slut!

[both start swearing in Vietnamese]

Joan the Secretary (Sharron Matthews)
→ And, finally, the nominees for "Spring Fling Queen"! Regina George...

[class applauds]

Joan the Secretary
→ Gretchen Wieners...

[class applauds and Gretchen responds breathlessly]

Joan the Secretary
→ Janis Ian...

[class applauds]

Junior Plastic/Regina (Tara Shelley)
→ What is happening to the world?

Janis Ian (Lizzy Caplan)
→ Damien!

[Janis shoves Damien]

Damien
→ I couldn't help myself!

Joan the Secretary
→ ...and, finally, Cady Heron!

[class applauds]

Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan)
→ Damien? You put me in there too? That's not part of the plan!

Damien
→ I didn't put you in there...

Cady Heron
[surprised] You mean I'm really nominated?

Chip Heron
→ Hey, how was school?

Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan)
→ Fine.

Betsy Heron
→ Were people nice?

Cady Heron
→ No.

Chip Heron
→ Did you make any friends?

Cady Heron
→ Yes.

Junior Plastic/Regina (Tara Shelley)
→ But you're, like, really pretty.

Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan)
→ Thank you.

Junior Plastic/Regina
→ So you agree?

Cady Heron
→ What?

Junior Plastic/Regina
→ You think you're really pretty?

Junior Plastic/Regina (Tara Shelley)
→ Oh, my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?

Lea Edwards (Alisha Morrison)
→ It was my mom's in the '80s.

Junior Plastic/Regina
→ Vintage, so adorable.

Lea Edwards
→ Thanks.

Junior Plastic/Regina
[after girl walks away] That is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen.

 

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