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Here are some memorable quotes from "Bruce Almighty".

"Bruce Almighty" (also known as "Bruce Allm├Ąchtig", "Settimana da Dio, Una") is a Comedy/Fantasy film directed by Tom Shadyac, and written by Steve Koren (screenplay), released on May 23 of 2003 in the USA . Jim Carrey and Morgan Freeman are starring, alongside Jennifer Aniston, Philip Baker Hall, Catherine Bell and Lisa Ann Walter.

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Note from the Webmaster: I messed up with the database once, and some quotes are now showing under the wrong film :-/... I am trying to fix this, but you can always report such mistakes.

 


Jim Carrey
Jim Carrey (Bruce Nolan)
(sarcastically) Yes, let's thank God, for his blessings are raining down upon me. WAIT! THAT'S NOT RAIN!
B-E-A-utiful.
Smite me oh mighty smiter!
 

Dialogues from "Bruce Almighty"

Evan Baxter (Steve Carell)
→ (spouts angry gibberish) Doo-doo ca-ca poo-poo! (more angry gibberish) PEE-PEE! (laughs embarrased)

Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey)
→ Oh, look. It's the owner of the Maid of the Mist. Let's have a talk with him, shall we? Come on in here, Bill. No, no, no, no. No, no. Come on. Let's have a talk.

Grace Connelly (Jennifer Aniston)
→ Come on! What are you DOING'!

Bruce Nolan
→ Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me. Why do you think I didn't get the anchor

Bill, Ferry Owner (Dan Desmond)
→ Hey, man. I don't want any problems. I don't want...

Bruce Nolan
→ Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life eroding beneath me? ERODING, EEEERODING, EEEEEERODDDING.

Jack Baylor (Philip Baker Hall)
→ Cut the feed. Go to black.

Technician
→ I'm on it.

Bruce Nolan
→ I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, fuckers!

Jack Baylor
→ Oh boy.

Grace Connelly
→ Oh, my God.

 

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