Here are some memorable quotes from "Bruce Almighty".
"Bruce Almighty" (also known as "Bruce Allmächtig", "Settimana da Dio, Una") is a Comedy/Fantasy film directed by Tom Shadyac, and written by Steve Koren (screenplay), released on May 23 of 2003 in the USA . Jim Carrey and Morgan Freeman are starring, alongside Jennifer Aniston, Philip Baker Hall, Catherine Bell and Lisa Ann Walter.
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(sarcastically) Yes, let's thank God, for his blessings are raining down upon me. WAIT! THAT'S NOT RAIN!
Smite me oh mighty smiter!
Evan Baxter (Steve Carell)
→ (spouts angry gibberish) Doo-doo ca-ca poo-poo! (more angry gibberish) PEE-PEE! (laughs embarrased)
Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey)
→ Oh, look. It's the owner of the Maid of the Mist. Let's have a talk with him, shall we? Come on in here, Bill. No, no, no, no. No, no. Come on. Let's have a talk.
Grace Connelly (Jennifer Aniston)
→ Come on! What are you DOING'!
→ Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me. Why do you think I didn't get the anchor
Bill, Ferry Owner (Dan Desmond)
→ Hey, man. I don't want any problems. I don't want...
→ Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life eroding beneath me? ERODING, EEEERODING, EEEEEERODDDING.
Jack Baylor (Philip Baker Hall)
→ Cut the feed. Go to black.
→ I'm on it.
→ I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, fuckers!
→ Oh boy.
→ Oh, my God.