Austin Powers in Goldmember2002
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Here are some memorable quotes from "Austin Powers in Goldmember".

Starring Mike Myers, Beyoncé Knowles, Seth Green, Michael York, Robert Wagner and Mindy Sterling, "Austin Powers in Goldmember" (also known as "Austin Powers 3", "Next Installment of Austin Powers, The", "Austin Powers in Goldständer") is an Action/Adventure/Comedy/Musical film directed by Jay Roach, released in the USA on July 22 of 2002.

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Mike Myers
Mike Myers (Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastard)
Are we done here? I've got to take a crap.
[to Dr.Evil] You know, Dr. Evil, I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your [you're] nuts! A'thank you!
[After making Fem-bot!Britney's head explode] Oops, I did it again, baby. Yeah!
 

Doctor Evil
Yeah Goldmember, I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch okay perv-boy.
[deleted scene where Dr Evil is stroking mr Bigglesworth] I like holding my kitty. Its like holding somebody's ass.
One billion, gajillion, fafillion... shabadylu...mil...shabady......uh, yen.
 

Beyoncé Knowles
Beyoncé Knowles (Foxxy Cleopatra)
I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a whole lotta woman!
[When confused or perplexed] Say What?
[When hitting someone] Shazam!
 

Michael Caine
Michael Caine (Nigel Powers)
If you've got an issue, here's your tissue.
[to Mini-Me about having large penis] My word, you're a tripod!
There's only two things I can't stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
 

Dialogues from "Austin Powers in Goldmember"

Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastard (Mike Myers)
→ Dr. Evil, we have the ultimate insurance policy; may I present to you, the very sexual, the very toit, Austin Power's fahza!

Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastard
→ His what?

Number 2
→ His fazha, Dr. Evil.

Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastard
→ His farjer?

Number 2
[nods]

Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastard
→ What's farjer?

Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastard
→ His fazha, ya know the fazha!

Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastard
→ Yeah, Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch, OK, perv-boy.

Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastard
→ Fazha, his dad--dad is fazha.

Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastard
→ Oh, his dad. Oh, his father.

Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastard
→ Yes, I have a Dutch accent, isn't that weird?

Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastard
→ Fat-ther, Fat-ther. Ah, Nigel Powers.

Nigel Powers (Michael Caine)
→ Hello, hello. (slaps Frau on her rear) Ha-ha-ha!

Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastard
→ Bring him to me.

Nigel Powers
→ Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. Oh, put the guns down. Is-is this the first day on the job or something? Look, this is how it goes, you attack me, one at a time, and I knock you out with a single punch. Okay? Go.

(The two guards listen, and Nigel does just that)

Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastard
→ Oh, he's good.

Nigel Powers
→ (to third guard) Do you know who I am? Have you any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years? And look at you, you haven't even got a name tag. (laughing) You got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?

(The guard complies.)

Nigel Powers
→ All right, Dr. Evil, give yourself up while you still got a chance. (handgun chambers behind Nigel) Okay, okay, you got me.

Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastard
→ Nigel Powers, I'd like you to meet Mini-me.

Nigel Powers
→ Oh, blimey! (looks down at Mini-me) I thought I smelled cabbage.

Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastard
→ Take him away!

Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastard
→ Uh-uh, Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo go-o-l-l-l-d? It's kind of my thing, ya know?

(Dr. Evil pilots his chair over to Goldmember, and swivels it to look at Goldmember.)

Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastard
→ How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard!

 

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