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Here are some memorable quotes from "Being John Malkovich".

"Being John Malkovich" (also known as "Essere John Malkovich") is a Comedy/Drama/Fantasy film directed by Spike Jonze, released in the USA on October 29 of 1999 . John Cusack is starring, alongside Cameron Diaz, Ned Bellamy, Eric Weinstein, Madison Lanc and Mary Kay Place.

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John Cusack
John Cusack (Craig Schwartz)
Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.
Look away. (looking through Emily's eyes at the end)
Do you see what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?
 

Catherine Keener
Catherine Keener (Maxine Lund)
Do you have any idea what it's like to have two people look at you, with total lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?
Just one question. Who the fuck is John Malkovich?
Behind the stubble and the too-prominent brow and the male-pattern baldness... I sensed your feminine longing. And it just slew me.
 

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz (Lotte Schwartz)
Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.
Help! He's locking me in a cage!
 

John Malkovich
John Malkovich (John Horatio Malkovich)

Being John Malkovich

It's my head, Schwartz! It's my head!
I have been to the dark side. I have seen a world that no man should see.
That portal is mine, and it must be sealed forever.
 

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen (Charlie)
Maybe she's using you to channel some dead lesbian lover.
You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you Lotte, I tell you that as a friend.
Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!
 

Dialogues from "Being John Malkovich"

Dr. Lester (Orson Bean)
→ Ah, tell me Lotte, can you understand a word I'm saying'!

Lottie
→ Oh yes, Dr. Lester, absolutely. You were just explaining the, um, nutritional value of ingesting minerals through a colloidal form, which I personally couldn't agree more with.

Dr. Lester
→ Oh, be still my heart!

Lotte Schwartz (Cameron Diaz)
→ You are so full of shit Maxine!

Maxine Lund (Catherine Keener)
→ I know.

Dr. Lester (Orson Bean)
→ Floris! Get Guinness on the phone!

Floris (Mary Kay Place)
→ Ah, yes sir, Genghis Kahn Capone. Fine.

Dr. Lester
→ Damn fine woman, Floris. I don't know how she puts up with this speech impediment of mine.

John M.
→ I have been to the dark side and back! I have seen a world that no man should see!

Craig Schwartz (John Cusack)
→ Really? For most people, it's a rather pleasant experience.

 

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