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Memorable Quotes by "Barry the Baptist" (Lenny McLean) from "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"

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Here are some memorable quotes by "Barry the Baptist" (portrayed by Lenny McLean) in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" (1998), a film by Guy Ritchie.

If you know of any good ones, please do not hesitate to post them!

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If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those shooters. Quick!
Lock, stock, the fuckin' lot.
When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.
[Trying to stop his monitor switching off] Come on! Not now, please, not - [monitor goes off] Oh, you fucking bastard.
Hello boy, feeling a bit poorly? I know your friends are responsible for most of the cash so I'm gonna give you one week to find it. Otherwise I will take a finger of each of you and your friends' hands for everyday that passes without payment. And then when you run out of digits, your dad's bar and who knows what then. All right, my son?

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Posted by G330892 - Friday, May 05th, 2017

He's a fuckin'feef!

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