Here are some memorable quotes by "Mushu" (portrayed by Eddie Murphy) in "Mulan" (1998), an animated film by T. Bancroft and B. Cook.
If you know of any good ones, please do not hesitate to post them!
I'm travel-sized for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright. (Khan snorts angrily at him) Down, Bessie!
(to Crickey) A loser! How bout' I pop off one of ya antenna and toss it across the yard! Then who's the loser? You or me?
(to Mulan) Dra-gon! Not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing. (does that 'tongue thing')
(to Mulan) Fine! Dishonor! Dishonor on you, dishonor on ya cow!
Okay, this is it. Time to show 'em your man walk. Shoulders back, chest high, feet apart, head up, and...strut!
Now punch him - that's how men say hello.
Man, I was this close. This close to impressing the ancestors, getting the top shelf in the entourage. Man, all my fine work--pfft!
[sarcastically] Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover...
Then let's go kick some hunny buns!
[about Mulan] My baby's all grown up and...savin' China...
Oh, sure. Save the horse!
Look, porridge! And it's happy to see ya!
[Mulan fired rocket (with Mushu on it) at mountain instead of at Shan Yu] You missed! How could you miss? He was three feet in front of you!
Yeah, yeah. (mocking Mulan) Stand watch, Mushu while I blow our little secret with my stupid girly habits! (scoffs) Hygiene!
Did you see those Huns? They popped outta the snow! Like daisies!
Now what? I'm doomed! And all because Miss Man decided to take her little drag show on the road!