Memorable Dialogues from "Good Will Hunting"

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Here are some memorable dialogues from "Good Will Hunting".

If you know of any good ones, please do not hesitate to post them!

Thank you!

 


Chuckie Sullivan (Ben Affleck)
→ I didn't get on Cathy last night.

Will Hunting (Matt Damon)
→ No?

Chuckie Sullivan
→ Nah.

Will Hunting
→ Why not?

Chuckie Sullivan
→ I don't know. [yells across room] Cathy!

Cathy (Colleen McCauley)
→ What?

Chuckie Sullivan
→ Why didn't you give me none of that nasty little hoochie-woochie you usually throw at me?

Cathy
→ Oh, fuck you and your Irish curse, Chuckie. Like I'd waste my energy spreading my legs for that Tootsie Roll dick? So go home and give it a tug yourself.

Morgan O'Mally (Casey Affleck)
→ Tootsie Roll! Toot, toots!

Chuckie Sullivan
→ She's missing a tooth, Will. She's got skin problems. Plus, it's like five to two Morgan ends up marryin' her, you know what I mean? There's only so many times you can bang your friend's future wife.

Chuckie Sullivan (Ben Affleck)
→ Morgan, we're not goin' to Kelly's just cus' you like the takeout girl. It's 15 minutes out of our way.

Morgan O'Mally (Casey Affleck)
→ What the fuck are we gonna do, we can't spare 15 minutes?

Morgan O'Mally (Casey Affleck)
[singing] Double Burger...double burger? Chuck, I had a double burger!

Chuckie Sullivan (Ben Affleck)
→ Would you shut the fuck up? I know what you ordered, I was there.

Morgan O'Mally
→ So give me my fuckin' sandwich.

Chuckie Sullivan
→ What do you mean your sandwich? I bought it. Hey Morgan how much money you got on you?

Morgan O'Mally
→ I said I'd give you the change when we ordered the Sno-Cones when we pulled up, so why don't you give me my sandwich and stop being a prick.

Chuckie Sullivan
→ Well why don't you give me your fucking sixteen cents you got on you and we'll put your sandwich on layaway, [puts the burger on the dashboard] there you go, keep it right up here for you. We'll put you on a program. Every day you come in with your six cents, and at the end of the week you'll have your sandwich

Morgan O'Mally
→ Don't be an asshole.

Chuckie Sullivan
→ What am I? Your fuckin' sandwich welfare? I think you should establish a good line of credit. Like how you bought your couch. Payment plans. Remember? Your mother brought in ten dollars every day for a year..she finally got a couch Rent-a-Center style.

Morgan O'Mally
→ Can I have my food now please?

Chuckie Sullivan
[throws the burger at Morgan] Here's your fucking double burger!

Morgan O'Mally (Casey Affleck)
→ Boy, I always thought how stupid you need to be to get fired from that job. I mean, how hard is it to push a mother-fuckin' broom aroundaroom.

Chuckie Sullivan (Ben Affleck)
→ Bitch, you got fired from pushing a fuckin' broom.

Morgan O'Mally
→ I got fired because management was restructuring.

Billy McBride (Cole Hauser)
→ Yeah, restructuring the amount of retards they had workin' for 'em.

Morgan O'Mally
→ Shut up. You get canned more than tuna, bitch.

Chuckie Sullivan (Ben Affleck)
→ So, you ladies ah, go to school here?

Lydia (Jennifer Deathe)
→ Yes.

Chuckie Sullivan
→ Yeah, cause I think I had a class with you.

Skylar (Minnie Driver)
→ What class?

Chuckie Sullivan
→ Ah, history I think.

Skylar
→ Oh...

Chuckie Sullivan
→ Yah, just cause I go here doesn't mean I'm a genuis...I am actually very smart...

...

Clark (Scott William Winters)
→ What class did you say that was?

Chuckie Sullivan
→ History.

Clark
→ History? Just history? It must have been a survey course then, huh?

Chuckie Sullivan
→ Yeah, it was, it was surveys.

Clark
→ Right.

Chukie
→ You should check it out, it's a good course. It's a, uh...good..good class.

Clark
→ How'd you like that course?

Chuckie Sullivan
→ You know...Frankly, I found the class, you know, rather...uh...elementary.

Clark
→ Elementary? Oh, I don't doubt that it was...I remember the class, it was just between recess and lunch.

...

Chuckie Sullivan
→ All right, are we gonna have a problem?

Clark
→ There's no problem. I was just hoping you could give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the early colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War the economic modalities, especially of the southern colonies could most aptly be characterized as agrarian pre-capitalist and...

Will Hunting (Matt Damon)
[interrupting] Of course that's your contention. You're a first year grad student. You just got finished some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison prob'ly, you're gonna be convinced of that until next month when you get to James Lemon, then you're gonna be talkin? about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year, you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin? about you know, the Pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.

Clark
[taken aback] Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of--

Will Hunting
→ ..."Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth..." You got that from "Work in Essex County," Page 98, right? Yeah I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us- you have any thoughts of- of your own on this matter? Or do- is that your thing, you come into a bar, you read some obscure passage and then you pretend- you pawn it off as your own- your own idea just to impress some girls? Embarrass my friend?

[Clark is stunned]

Will Hunting
→ See the sad thing about a guy like you, is in about 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One, don't do that. And two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckin? education you coulda' got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the Public Library.

Clark
→ Yeah, but I will have a degree, and you'll be serving my kids fries at a drive-thru on our way to a skiing trip.

Will Hunting
[smiles] Yeah, maybe. But at least I won't be unoriginal.

 

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