Here are some memorable quotes from "Pulp Fiction".
Directed by Quentin Tarantino, "Pulp Fiction" (also known as "Black Mask") is a Crime/Drama film, released on October 14 of 1994 in the USA , starring John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Tim Roth, Amanda Plummer, Eric Stoltz and Bruce Willis.
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I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat. I mean, he's got a weight problem. What's the nigga gonna do? He's Samoan.
I used the same fucking soap you did, and when I finished, the towel didn't look like no God damn maxi-pad.
Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now, when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot. But I don't want that. And you don't want that. And Ringo here definitely doesn't want that.
[To himself] So you're gonna go out there, drink your drink, say "Goodnight, I've had a very lovely evening", go home, jerk off. And that's all you're gonna do.
Would you like to continue this theological discussion in the car, or in the jailhouse with the cops?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and have a heart attack.
You were looking in the mirror and you decided you want some pot?
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
I didn't call you a mongoloid, I called you a retard.
I ain't never done it before either, all right? I ain't starting now. Look, you brought her here, and that means you're gonna give her the shot. The day that I bring an OD'ing bitch to your house, then I give her the shot. Give her the shot.
Are you talking to me on a cellular phone? I don't know you, who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone, prank caller. Prank caller!
No, you don't gotta fuckin' stab her three times! You just gotta stab her once!
I'm prepared to scour the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indo-China, I want a nigger hiding in a bowl of rice waiting to pop a cap in his ass.
Step aside, Butch.
I think you are gonna find, when this shit is over … I think you're gonna find yourself one smiling motherfucker. The thing is, Butch, right now, you've got ability. But painful as it may be, ability don't last. And your days are just about over. Now, that's a hard motherfucking fact of life. But it's a fact of life your ass is gonna have to get realistic about. See, this business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't. Besides, Butch, how many fights you think you got left in you anyway? Two? Boxers don't have an "old timer's league". You came close, but you never made it, and if you were gonna make it, you would have made it before now.
No, no, no. You can't promise something like that. I have no idea what you're gonna ask me. So you can go ahead and ask me what you're going to ask me, and my natural response could be to get offended! Then, through no fault of my own, I would have broken my promise.
Don't be a (square)
Only thing Antoine ever touched of mine was my hand when he shook it … at my wedding. … Truth is, nobody knows why Marsellus threw Tony out of that fourth-story window except Marsellus and Tony. When you little scamps get together, you're worse than a sewing circle.
Of course, just because you are a character, doesn't mean you have character.
How about you, Lash Larue? Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?
Pretty please, with sugar on top – clean the fucking car!
Butch Coolidge (Bruce Willis)
→ You okay?
Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames)
→ Nah man, I'm pretty fucking far from "okay".
Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson)
→ Mmm! God damn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious gourmet shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie Dimmick (Quentin Tarantino)
→ Knock it off, Jules.
→ I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it, I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
→ Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that--
→ No, I wanna ask you a question. When you came pulling him here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
→ Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no--
→ Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"'!
→ No, I didn't.
→ You know why you didn't see that sign?
→ 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!
→ But Jimmie, we ain't gonna store the motherfucker--
→ No, no, no, no, no, don't you fucking realize, man, that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced? All right? No marriage counseling, no trial separation, I'm going to get fucking divorced, okay? And I don't want to get fucking divorced! Now man, you know, fuck, I wanna help you, but I don't want to lose my wife doing it, all right?
→ Jimmie, Jimmie, she ain't gonna leave you--
→ Don't fucking "Jimmie" me, Jules, okay'! Don't fucking "Jimmie" me! There's nothing that you're gonna say that's gonna make me forget that I love my wife, is there'! Now look, you know, she comes home from work in about an hour and a half. Graveyard shift at the hospital. You gotta make some phone calls? You gotta call some people? Well, then do it! And then get the fuck out of my house before she gets here!
→ Hey, that's Kool and the Gang. You know, we don't wanna fuck your shit up. All we wanna do is call my people and get them to bring us in, that's all.
→ You don't wanna fuck my shit up? You're fucking up my shit right now! You're gonna fuck my shit up big time if Bonnie comes home. So just do me that favor, all right? The phone is in my bedroom, I suggest you get going.