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Here are some memorable quotes from "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult".

Starring Leslie Nielsen, Priscilla Presley, George Kennedy, O.J. Simpson, Fred Ward and Kathleen Freeman, "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult" (also known as "Nackte Kanone 33 1/3, Die", "Pallottola spuntata 33 1/3: l'insulto finale, Una", "Naked Gun III, The") is an Action/Comedy/Crime/Thriller film directed by Peter Segal, and written by Pat Proft, released on March 18 of 1994 in the USA.

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Leslie Nielsen
Leslie Nielsen (Lt. Frank Drebin)
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
No, no, no I'm sure that we can handle this maturely. Just like the sensible adults that we are. Isn't that right Mr. Poopy Pants?
I'm sorry, I can't hear you! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!

Dialogues from "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult"

Mayor Barkley
→ Oh Drebin. I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? Thats my policy.

Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)
→ Yes, well. When I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in pro view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.

Mayor Barkley
→ That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!

Vincent Ludwig
→ Drebin!

Jane Spencer Drebin (Priscilla Presley)
→ Frank!

Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)
→ You're both right.

Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)
→ That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.

Captain Ed Hocken (George Kennedy)
→ Sex, Frank?

Lt. Frank Drebin
→ Uh, no, not right now, Ed. We've got work to do.

Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)
→ Nice Beaver!

Jane Spencer Drebin (Priscilla Presley)
→ Thanks I just had it stuffed



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