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Here are some memorable quotes from "Last Action Hero".

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austin O'Brien, F. Murray Abraham, Art Carney, Charles Dance and Frank McRae, "Last Action Hero" (also known as "Extremely Violent", "Letzte Action Held, Der", "Last action hero - l'ultimo grande eroe") is an Action/Adventure/Comedy/Fantasy film directed by John McTiernan, and written by Shane Black (screenplay), released in the USA on June 18 of 1993.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger (Jack Slater/Himself)

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero (1993)

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero (1993)

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero (1993)

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero (1993)

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero (1993)

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero (1993)

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero (1993)

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero (1993)

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero (1993)

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero (1993)

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero (1993)

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero (1993)

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero (1993)

Arnold Schwarzenegger (Jack Slater) and Austin O'Brien (Danny Madigan) in Last Action Hero (1993)

I'm the hero. So SHUT UP!!!
Big mistake.
To be... or not to be? [shoots badguy] Not to be.
 

Charles Dance
Charles Dance (Benedict)

Charles Dance as Benedict in Last Action Hero (1993)

Charles Dance as Benedict in Last Action Hero (1993)

Charles Dance as Benedict in Last Action Hero (1993)

Charles Dance as Benedict in Last Action Hero (1993)

[Directly to the audience] If God were a villain - he'd be me.
[To Danny Madigan] I must warn you, I've killed people smarter and younger than you.
 

Dialogues from "Last Action Hero"

Benedict (Charles Dance)
→ I understand you are interested in drug dealers.

Jack Slater/Himself (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
→ Yes...

Danny Madigan (Austin O'Brien)
[whispering] Jack, that's him, the henchman with the glass eye.

Jack Slater/Himself
→ Sir, are you a henchman?

Benedict
→ No, I only go as far as lackey. Anything else?

Jack Slater/Himself
→ Yeah, take off your sunglasses.

Benedict
→ Who's asking?

Jack Slater/Himself
[shows police badge] The tin man.

Benedict
→ Well, tin man, suppose you hit the bricks.

Jack Slater/Himself
→ Nah, they're the wrong color.

Benedict
→ Are they? Oh dear, by all means let's change them. Would arterial red suit you? [motions to behind Jack and Danny]

Benedict
→ Make no mistake, they are exceptionally well-trained. [snaps fingers]

Benedict
→ I snap my fingers again and sometime tomorrow, you emerge from several canine recta. Or you and Toto can go back to the land of Oz. Questions?

Jack Slater/Himself
→ Yeah... two of them. [casually lights cigar] Why am I wasting my time on a dimestore putz like you, when I could be doing something more dangerous... like rearranging my sock drawers? And two - how exactly are you going to snap your fingers, after I rip off both of your thumbs?

Benedict
[pausing before revealing smiley-face glass eye] Have a nice day.

 

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