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Here are some memorable quotes from "Splash".

Directed by Ron Howard, and written by Lowell Ganz (screenplay) and Bruce Jay Friedman (screen story), "Splash" (also known as "Splash, una sirena a Manhattan", "Splash - Eine Jungfrau am Haken") is a Comedy/Fantasy/Romance film, released on March 09 of 1984 in the USA , starring Tom Hanks, Daryl Hannah, Eugene Levy, John Candy, Dody Goodman and Shecky Greene.

If you know of any other memorable quotes, please do not hesitate to post them! Or simply if you want to share comments!

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Note from the Webmaster: I messed up with the database once, and some quotes are now showing under the wrong film :-/... I am trying to fix this, but you can always report such mistakes.


Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks (Allen Bauer)
Said while standing naked in a tank with wires trailing from his body.
It just so happens I come from a very long line of married people.
I am not a fish! How many times do I have to tell you people that? Now, will just let me outta here? Please? Huh? People?

Eugene Levy
Eugene Levy (Walter Kornbluth)
I was right. Behold the mermaid!
[repeated line] What a week I'm having.
I suppose you're just some harmless beachcomber who happens to wear a tuxedo!

Dialogues from "Splash"

Claude (David Knell)
→ There's a guy down the beach that runs people out to the island.

Allen Bauer (Tom Hanks)
→ What's the name?

→ The guy or the island?

Allen Bauer
→ I'll find him.

Madison (Daryl Hannah)
→ You said whatever my secret was, you'd understand.

Allen Bauer (Tom Hanks)
→ Yeah...but...

→ You thought at least I was a human being.

[Allen is an usher at a wedding and has recently ended a relationship]

Wedding Guest (Valerie Wildman)
→ Hey, Allen! Where's Victoria?

Allen Bauer (Tom Hanks)
→ She's not coming! What, do you want your money back'!

Wedding Guest
→ Hey, Allen!

Allen Bauer
She left me! She moved out and my life's shambles, all right? That's the news, you want the weather? Anywhere but the first three rows!



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