Night Shift1982
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Here are some memorable quotes from "Night Shift".

Directed by Ron Howard, "Night Shift" (also known as "Nightshift - Das Leichenhaus flippt völlig aus") is a Comedy film, released in the USA on July 30 of 1982 . Henry Winkler and Michael Keaton are starring, alongside Shelley Long, Gina Hecht, Pat Corley and Nita Talbot.

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Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton (Bill Blazejowski)
What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tunafish? Or... hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great. [speaks into tape recorder] Call Starkist!
I wash my hands and my feet of you!
So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first?

Dialogues from "Night Shift"

Chuck Lumley (Henry Winkler)
[elevator door opens; Chuck sees Belinda lying on the elevator floor] Oh my God. Did you fall down? Did somebody hit you?

Belinda Keaton (Shelley Long)
→ Other way round. Somebody hit me and then I fell down.

Bill Blazejowski (Michael Keaton)
→ You tellin' me to shut up?

Chuck Lumley (Henry Winkler)
→ I'm telling you to shut up! I will tell your recorder so that you don't forget!

[Chuck picks up tape recorder and turns it on]

Chuck Lumley
→ Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP!

Bill Blazejowski (Michael Keaton)
[Chuck is spitting on himself in the jail cell] Chuck, come on - it looks bad in front of the other guys!

Chuck Lumley (Henry Winkler)
→ So what am I running for, cell president?

Bill Blazejowski
→ No!... they have that?

Belinda Keaton (Shelley Long)
→ Bill, Bill, are you all right? Did you break anything, Bill?

Bill Blazejowski (Michael Keaton)
→ I caught an updraft.

Chuck Lumley (Henry Winkler)
→ Are you ok?

Bill Blazejowski
→ Yeah, I'm all right, don't worry, I'm all right, fortunately the ground broke my fall.



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