Here are some memorable quotes from "Grease".

Starring John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John, Stockard Channing, Jeff Conaway, Barry Pearl and Michael Tucci, "Grease" (also known as "Grease - Schmiere", "Grease - Brillantina") is a Comedy/Musical/Romance film directed by Randal Kleiser, and written by Bronte Woodard (screenplay) and Allan Carr (adaptation), released on June 13 of 1978 in the USA.

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Why, this car could be System-matic, Hyyyyydro-matic, Ultra-matic. Why, its Greased Lightning!

[singing] I got chillsThey're multiplyin'And I'm losing controlCause the power you're supplying.It's electrifyin'!

Uh, I'm not very hungry; just gimme a double Polar Burger wit' everything and a cherry soda wit' chocolate ice cream.

[singing] [Panda falls on Betty] Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers.Would you pull that crap with Annette?

[singing] I don't drink...or swear...I don't rat my hair...

[singing] I don't steal and I don't lie.But I can feel and I can cry;A fact I bet you never knew.But to cry in front of you,That's the worst thing I could do.

[to Sandy] Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is a daddy.

Sandy, Sandy! Beauty is pain.

We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren't of your faces doesn't mean we can't identify you. At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a Federal charge.

Attention seniors. Before the merriment of commencement commences, I hope that your years with us here at Rydell have prepared you for the challenges you face. Who knows? Among you there may be a future Eleanor Roosevelt or a Rosemary Clooney, and among you young men, there may be a Joe DiMaggio, a President Eisenhower, or a Vice-President Nixon. But you will always the glorious memories of Rydell High. Rydell forever. Bon voyage.

If you can't be in athletics, at least be an athletic supporter.

Principal McGee (Eve Arden)
→ Blanche, do you have the schedules?

Blanche (Dody Goodman)
→ Yes Ms. McGee, I just had my hands on them.

Principal McGee
→ Oh good, they'll be nice and smudged.

Blanche
→ Oh here they are. If they would have been a snake they would have bitten me.

Principal McGee
→ Blanche, these are the schedules we had for last semester. Maybe next year you'll find the ones for this semester.

Betty Rizzo (Stockard Channing)
→ [breaks out a bottle of wine] How about a little Sneaky Pete to get the party going?

[the girls all cheer]

Jan (Jamie Donnelly)
→ Anyone want a Twinkie?

Marty Maraschino (Dinah Manoff)
→ Twinkies and wine? Oh, that's real class, Jan.

Jan
→ It says right here it's a dessert wine.

[offers bottle to Sandy who's hesitant]

Jan
→ What's the matter? We don't got cooties!

Betty Rizzo
→ I'll bet you've never had a drink before, have you?

Sandy Olsson (Olivia Newton-John)
→ Oh, yes I did. I had some champagne at my cousin's wedding once.

Betty Rizzo
→ Well, ring-a-ding-ding.