Here are some memorable quotes from "Ratatouille".
Directed by Jan Pinkava, and written by Kathy Greenberg (additional story material), Bob Peterson (additional story material), Emily Cook (additional story material), Jan Pinkava (story &) and Jim Capobianco (original screenplay &), "Ratatouille" (also known as "Untitled Rodent Project") is a film, released in the USA on June 22 of 2007 , starring Ian Holm, Lou Romano, Brian Dennehy, Peter Sohn, Peter O'Toole and Brad Garrett.
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I don't like all this reading and TV watching, while we...read, and cook! It's like you're involving me in crime, and I let you! Why do I let you?
[on Remy walking on two paws] Well, go ahead, but if Dad sees you walking like that, he's not gonna like it.
[upon learning Remy can read] Aw, man! Does Dad know?
Change is nature. The part we can influence. And it starts when we decide.
I know I'm supposed to hate humans, but there's something about them. They don't just survive, they discover, they create...I mean, just look at what they do with food!
You're in Paris now, baby. My town. No brother of mine eats rejectamenta in my town.
Appetite is coming, and he's going to have a big ego!
[after failing first attempt to cook with Rémy] This is not gonna work, little chef! I'm gonna lose it if we do this anymore! We gotta, we gotta figure out something else; something that doesn't involve any biting, or nipping, or running up and down my body with your little rat feet! The biting, no! Scampering, no! No scampering or scurrying!
You're stealing food'! How could you? I-I thought you were my friend! I trusted you! [kicks out Rémy and the other rats] Get out, you and all your rat buddies! And don't come back or I'll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to treat pests!
I hate to be rude, but we're French.
Your sleeves look like you threw up on them!
The only way to get the best produce is to have first pick of the day, and there are only two way to get first pick. Grow it yourself, or bribe a grower. Voila! The best restaurant get first pick.
The soup? Where is the soup'! [pushes Linguini] Move it, garbage boy! [He notices that Linguini is holding a ladle] You are cooking'! How dare you cook in my kitchen'! Where do you get the gall to even attempt something so monumentally idiotic? I should have you drawn and quartered! I'll-I'll do it! I think the law is on my side! Larousse, draw and quarter this man - after you put him in the duck press to squeeze the fat out of his head!
What are you blathering about'!
Tell them Chef Linguini has prepared something special for them, something definitely "off-menu", mmm'. Oh, and don't forget to stress its...Linguini-ness.
If you focus on what you have left behind, you will never be able to see what lies ahead!
A cook makes, a thief takes.
Remy, food will come. Food always comes to those who love to cook.
I was wrong about your friend...and about you.
Food is fuel. Get picky about what you put in the tank, your engine is gonna die. Now shut up and eat your garbage.
EVACUATE! Everyone, to the boats!
[on TV-broadcast] Amusing title: "Anyone Can Cook". What's even more amusing is that Gusteau actually seems to believe it. I, on the other hand, take cooking seriously, and no, I don't think anyone can do it.
[Irritated, jumping up from his seat] Tell your chef Linguini that I want whatever he dares to serve me! Tell him to hit me with his best shot! [Abruptly sits back down and resumes reading the menu]
Very well. Since you're all out of perspective and no one else seems to have it in this bloody town, I'll make you a deal- you provide the food, I'll provide the perspective.
We have to tell the customers something!
I killed a man. With this thumb.
I robbed the second-largest bank in France using only a ballpoint pen.
Mustafa (John Ratzenberger)
→ Someone has asked what is new!
Horst (Will Arnett)
→ Yes! What do I tell them?
→ Well, what did you tell them?
→ I told them I would ask!
Skinner (Ian Holm)
→ What are you blathering about'!
→ Customers are asking what is new! What should I tell them?
→ What did you tell them?
→ I told them I would ask!
Colette (Janeane Garofalo)
→ I know the Gusteau style code. In every dish, Chef Gusteau always had something unexpected. I will show you. I memorized all these recipes.
Linguini (Lou Romano)
→ [taking notes] Always do something unexpected?
→ No! Follow the recipe!
→ But you just said to--
→ No. It was his job to be unexpected. It is our job to follow the recipe.