Memorable Dialogues from "Transformers"

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Here are some memorable dialogues from "Transformers".

If you know of any good ones, please do not hesitate to post them!

Thank you!

 


Ron Witwicky (Kevin Dunn)
→ I've got a little surprise for you, son. [drives towards a Porsche dealer] Yep, a little surprise.

Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf)
→ No, no, no, NO!! Dad! Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

Ron Witwicky
→ Yeah, I am. [drives past Porsche dealer] You're not getting a Porsche!

Sam Witwicky
→ [offended look] You think that's funny?

Ron Witwicky
→ Yeah, I think it's funny.

Sam Witwicky
→ What's wrong with you'!

Ron Witwicky
→ What, did you really think I'd get you a Porsche? For your first car?

Sam Witwicky
→ I don't wanna talk to you for the rest of the day. [Ron chuckles]

Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf)
→ [in a used car showroom] Okay, let me explain something to you. You ever seen The 40-Year-Old Virgin?

Ron Witwicky (Kevin Dunn)
→ Yeah...

Sam Witwicky
→ Well, that... [points to a car] is what it is, and this [points to another car] is the 50-year-old virgin. Do you want me to live that life?

Bobby Boliva
→ How can I help you, gentlemen?

Ron Witwicky (Kevin Dunn)
→ My son. Looking to buy his first car.

Bobby Boliva
→ [to Sam] You come to see me?

Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf)
→ [quietly] I had to.

Bobby Boliva
→ That practically makes us family. Uncle Bobby B, baby. [shakes hands with Sam and smiles] Uncle Bobby B.

[Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]

Capt. Lennox
→ NO, I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD!!

International Operator
→ [bored] Sir, the attitude isn't going to speed things up any bit at all. I'm going to ask you to speak into the mouthpiece very clearly.

Capt. Lennox
→ I'm in the middle of a WAR! This is friggin' ridiculous!! [Runs over to Epps] I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?

Tech Sgt. Epps
→ Pocket!!

Capt. Lennox
→ Which pocket'!

Tech Sgt. Epps
→ MY BACK POCKET!!!

Capt. Lennox
→ You've got ten back pockets!!!

Tech Sgt. Epps
→ LEFT CHEEK!!! LEFT CHEEK!!! LEFT CHEEK!!!

. . .

Capt. Lennox
→ Okay, it's a Visa.

International Operator
→ Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?

Capt. Lennox
→ NO, I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!!! Epps, Pentagon!

Trent (Travis Van Winkle)
→ So, what are you guys doing here?

Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf)
→ [looking at the tree Miles climbing] We're here to climb this tree.

Trent
→ I can see, it looks...it looks fun. You know, I thought I recognized you. You tried out for the football team last year, right?

Sam Witwicky
→ Oh, no, no, that...That wasn't like a real try-out. I was researching a book I was writing?

Trent
→ Oh, yeah?

Sam Witwicky
→ Yeah!

Trent
→ Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports?

Sam Witwicky
→ [laughs a little] No, it's about the link between brain damage and football.

[Trent looks really angry, while Mikaela hides a smile]

Sam Witwicky
→ [nods head] No, it's a good book, your friends will love it. You know, it's got mazes in it, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop-up pictures...it's a lot of fun.

Trent
→ That's funny.

[Sam is courting Mikaela]

Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf)
→ I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything. You sure? So listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house. [Mikaela enters the car]

Mikaela Banes (Megan Fox)
→ [to herself] ...I can't believe that I'm here right now.

Sam Witwicky
→ You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.

Mikaela Banes
→ No, no, it's not you. It's just that I'm here in this situation...I'm always in the same situation, and I don't know...I just have a weakness for hot guys with tight abs and really big arms.

Sam Witwicky
→ [confused] Big arms?

 

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