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Here are some memorable quotes from "Shrek".

Directed by Vicky Jenson, and written by Joe Stillman, Roger S.H. Schulman, Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Conrad Vernon (additional dialogue) and Cody Cameron (additional dialogue), "Shrek" is a film, released in the USA on April 22 of 2001 . Eddie Murphy is starring, alongside Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow, Vincent Cassel, Peter Dennis and Clive Pearse.

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Mike Myers
Mike Myers (Shrek)





(to Donkey) I already told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me! I live alone! MY swamp! ME! Nobody else, nobody! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, TALKING DONKEYS!!!
(upon seeing the castle where Fiona is held prisoner) Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location!
(to Fiona, as he goes to rescue Donkey from the dragon) Well, I have to save my ass.

Eddie Murphy
Eddie Murphy (Donkey)
Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! (looks down at his hooves) I DON'T HAVE ANY TOES! (sadly) I think I need a hug...
(after Shrek roars, trying to scare him off) Oh my! That was REALLY scary. And if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath STINKS!
Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!

Dialogues from "Shrek"

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)
→ This is gonna be fun. We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories and in the morning, I'm making WAFFLES. [pause] Umm, where do I sleep?

Shrek (Mike Myers)

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)
→ So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?

Shrek (Mike Myers)
→ Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.

→ I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.

Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz)
→ But how will you kiss me?

Shrek (Mike Myers)
→ What? That wasn't in the job description!

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)
→ Maybe it's a perk!

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)
→ So, you gotta go to this abandoned castle, get past a dragon and rescue a princess so Farquaad gives you back your swamp, which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place, is that right?

Shrek (Mike Myers)
→ You know, maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.



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