Memorable Quotes by "Mugatu" (Will Ferrell) from "Zoolander"

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Here are some memorable quotes by "Mugatu" (portrayed by Will Ferrell) in "Zoolander" (2001), a film by Ben Stiller.

If you know of any good ones, please do not hesitate to post them!

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Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.
[after he pokes a girl with a pin] Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte!
I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!!! N O T H I N G ! ! !
[hypnotizing Derek] Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus. I'm just a regular kid and want you to know the real truth about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why, back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!
Obey my dog!
[...] I'm a hot little potato right now!
It's that damn Hansel. He's so hot right now!
They're break-dance fighting.
Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.
[after Derek says the center should be bigger] He's absolutely right.


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