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Here are some memorable quotes from "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World".

"Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" is a Comedy/Action film written by Edgar Wright (screenplay) and Bryan Lee O'Malley (Oni Press graphic novels), released in the USA on August 13 of 2010 , starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kieran Culkin, Chris Evans, Anna Kendrick, Brandon Routh and Alison Pill.

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We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!
 

Dialogues from "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World"

[Scott confronts Gideon Graves, Ramona's last evil ex, at his nightclub lair, the Chaos Theatre.]

Gideon Gordon Graves (Jason Schwartzman)
→ You wanna fight me... for her?

Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera)
[arch] Was that not clear? [to the members of Sex Bob-Omb] Was that not clear? [they shrug, mumble "I dunno"]

Gideon Gordon Graves
→ Now, why on Earth would you wanna do... that?

Scott Pilgrim
Because I'm in love with her.

Narrator Voice
→ SCOTT EARNED THE POWER OF LOVE.

[A flaming samurai sword emerges from Scott's chest, causing him to level up.]

Gideon Gordon Graves
→ Aww, I think this deserves a song. Kimberley!!

Kim Pine (Alison Pill)
[unenthusiastically, subtly giving Gideon the finger] We are Sex Bob-Omb. We are here to make money and sell out and stuff. One-two-three-four!

...

[After being fatally stabbed in the heart by Gideon, Scott uses a video game 1-UP to revive and re-enters the Chaos Theatre from the beginning.]

Comeau (Nelson Franklin)
[chatting to partygoers.] No, it's just the comic book is better than the movie.

[Scott barges past him to the stage where Sex Bob-Omb, as before, notice Scott and stop playing]

Stephen Stills (Mark Webber)
→ Scott! Let it go.

Scott Pilgrim
→ Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. Stephen, the new line-up rocks. You guys sound better without me. Young Neil, you have learned well. From this point forward, you will be known as... Neil.

Young Neil (Johnny Simmons)
[pleasurably] Ohh.

Scott Pilgrim
→ And Kim... [Kim raises an eyebrow] I'm sorry about everything. I'm sorry about me.

[Kim, surprised, smiles at him for the first time]

Gideon Gordon Graves
[from the other side of the club] Scott Pilgrim! Hey, buddy!

Scott Pilgrim
→ Save it! You're pretentious. This club sucks. I've got beef. Let's do it.

Gideon Gordon Graves
→ W-w-w-w-wait! You wanna fight me... for her?

Scott Pilgrim
→ No. I wanna fight you for me.

Narrator Voice
→ SCOTT EARNED THE POWER OF SELF-RESPECT.

[A flaming samurai sword emerges from Scott's chest, causing him to level up even higher.]

Gideon Gordon Graves
[baffled.] Umm...

Scott Pilgrim
→ KIM!

Kim Pine
[extremely enthusiastically] WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE'RE HERE TO WATCH SCOTT PILGRIM KICK YOUR TEETH IN!! ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!!

[Sex Bob-Omb starts playing an upbeat rock song]

[Obliterating all of the hipster henchmen faster than before, Scott rushes towards Gideon, They lunge at each other, swords drawn, and Scott slashes Gideon across the shoulder, who tumbles to the ground upon impact, making him drop his gum from out of his mouth]

Scott Pilgrim
[landing] How's it going back there?

Gideon Gordon Graves
→ You... dick! [slumps]

Scott Pilgrim
[calling] Knives? I know you're in here. Don't attack Ramona.

Knives Chau (Ellen Wong)
→ SCOTT!!!

[They turn just as Knives flying-kicks Ramona in the head, knocking her to the ground.]

Knives Chau
→ [twirls sai] Steal my boyfriend, taste my steel! [Lunges to attack Ramona, but Scott blocks her]

Scott Pilgrim
→ Enough!

Knives Chau
→ No, Scott! [kicks Scott in the neck] This fat-ass hurt me and I will have my revenge!

Scott Pilgrim
→ No, Knives, I hurt you. I cheated on you. [Scott turns to each of the girls. Ramona gets up.] I cheated on both of you. I'm really sorry. [turns to Ramona] And you're not a fat-ass. She didn't mean that. So, are we all good?

[The chip on the back of Ramona's neck fizzles]

Ramona V. Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead)
→ Never felt better.

Gideon Gordon Graves
→ Yoo-hoo!

[They all turn to Gideon, who is stood directly behind them]

Gideon Gordon Graves
→ Are we done with the hugging and the learning? [puts a new piece of gum in his mouth] I thought we had a fight going on here!

Scott Pilgrim
→ Oh, you've got a fight, all right.

[Scott prepares himself]

Gideon Gordon Graves
→ Wrong move, baby.

[Gideon summons an 8-bit pixel katana, and they begin to fight]

...

[Gideon, gravely wounded, flashes and glitches angrily.]

Gideon Gordon Graves
→ Who do you think you are, Pilgrim? You think you're better than me? I'll tell you what you are. A pain in my ASS!! Do you know how long it took to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like, two hours! TWO HOURS! [coughs and spits out single coin] You're not cool enough for Ramona. You're zero. Nothing! Me, I'm what's hip! I'm what's happening! I'M BLOWING UP RIGHT NOW!!

Scott Pilgrim
→ You are blowing up. Right now!

[Scott drop-kicks Gideon in the head, causing him to explode into a shower of coins.]

Narrator Voice
K.O.!

[Scott Pilgrim earns 7,000,000,000 points. Coins rain down in slow mo]

Knives Chau
[voice slowed down] Wow!

Scott Pilgrim
[voice slowed down] Yeah. Wow.

[Sex Bob-omb jump back as the mass of coins land on the stage]

Kim Pine
[deadpan] There goes our deal.

Stephen Stills
→ We're still getting paid, right?

Kim Pine
There goes our deal.

Stephen Stills
→ Oh. [panicked] Oh, God!

[Stephen scrambles to pick up the coins; Neil picks one up and tries to eat it; Kim mimes shooting herself in the head and collapses on her drum kit]

 

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