Here are some memorable quotes from "The Cabin in the Woods".
Starring Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Jesse Williams, Fran Kranz and Richard Jenkins, "The Cabin in the Woods" is a Horror/Comedy film written by Drew Goddard, released in the USA on April 13 of 2012.
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An army of nightmares, huh? Let's get this party started. [hits purge button releasing all the monsters]
[after discovering a hidden camera] Oh my god. I'm on a reality TV show. My parents are gonna think I'm such a burn-out.
[After Dana discovers Judah's dismembered body] Yeah, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?
[While group is in the cellar] Alright, I'm drawin' a line in the fuckin' sand: do not read the Latin!
[to Dana and Marty] This is all most unpleasant. I know you can hear me. I hope you'll listen. You won't get out of this complex alive. What I want you to try to understand is that you mustn't. Your deaths will avert countless others. You've seen horrible things: an army of nightmare creatures. And they are real. But they are nothing compared to what lies beneath us. There is a greater good, and for that you must be sacrificed. Forgive us... and let us end it quickly.
Curt Vaughan (Chris Hemsworth)
→ [Jules is holding complex textbooks] What are these?
Jules Louden (Anna Hutchison)
→ [angrily] No. I'm serious. What are these?
→ I just...
→ Where did you learn about this stuff?
→ From you, okay? I learned it from watching you!
[Runs out of the room, Curt laughs]
Richard Sitterson (Bradley Whitford)
→ I'm sorry, man.
Steve Hadley (Richard Jenkins)
→ He had the conch in his hands.
→ I know. Couple more minutes, who knows what would have happened.
→ I'm never gonna see a merman.
→ Dude, be thankful. Those things are terrifying. And the cleanup on them's a nightmare.